Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Drunk thoughts. -L

So I had the idea for this post, and like a dutiful blogger I went out drinking the last couple of nights in order to get the latest scope on my own drunken thoughts.
Here they are:

  • Don't get too drunk or I won't be able to put make-up on. Nah fuck it!
  • Make up is ON ... oh now I look like a nacho covered clown. Or maybe someone just threw lips and a mouth onto a nacho. Hmm :(
  • Where's my nose?
  • Wait there it is! can't miss it.
    • YEAH, cos' she wouldn't remember me being cut
    out of her stomach!?
  • WHAT'S ON MY FACE? Never mind it just bronzzzzzzzer better take some off... no, bad idea, put more on! Ah yes, salsa face. Me like.
  • Hm, might call my Mum - she didn't answer? Send her a text 
  • Hm, might call my Ex, yes good idea - he didn't answer? Oh well.
     I received abuse for the missed call(s).
  •  Not okay, let's message him jibberish throughout the night anyway :)
  • I'm going to put an American accent on and tip the lady changing the toilet roll in the toilets.
    ...Did it, gave her three bucks! Good Good, so far I haven't done anything embarrassing...
  • Note to self: It's not okay to make out with your girl friends in private, must be done in public for attention or people will think I'm a lesbian... wait am I?
  • HANG ON ONE SECOND did I kiss the Chinese exchange student before??!
    I did... there's a video. Frick!
  • Hey! look there's that guy I hate lets go talk to him, ergh... we made out. 
  • Grr I need to pee I'm going to the boys bathroom, um. I was removed by that bouncer who tried to take me home, quick run away...
  • Why must I flirt with the bouncers?! Oh no, he asked me to go home with him, should I?
  • No, ew! Bad idea. I'm THIS drunk and he STILL doesn't look attractive!
  • He's touching me. :(
  • Where's my room-mate? Maybe we can talk about how we'll spoon when we get home. OH there she is! Found her! She's macking on with some guy.
  • I'm jealous. :(
  • I may as well make out with this random... He has a beard? meh
  • Let's get a photo!! Oh shit my nip is out in that photo. Am I wearing a towel or a dress? Not sure. Don't care.
  • Time to go home. Wait a bike! I want to ride it! 
  • WHY did I try to ride that bike?! I'm bleeding :( Damnnit now I'm gonna have "suss" bruises on my knees.
  • Home. Hungry. Lets make nachos!
  • Yuck now I feel sick. I know! I'll make more nachos!
  • Thirsty. I'll drink 2 litres of tropical punch juice!
  • Yuck spew. Hmm I'll message my room mate to ask her to hold my hair back.
  • WHAT? She's too "busy"?!
  • Wait? Can I hear her? Oh shit she DID bring someone home :( I'll message more people so that I feel less lonely.
  • OH GOD this underwear is amazing! I'm gonna take a photo and send it to my mum, she bought it for me. Wait, is that a good idea? No? No. Bad. Not okay...
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